| Vic |
| Friday, December 22 2006 @ 08:52 AM EST |
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  Oh, Iron Man! Being a total wank, screwing over Spiderman and Captain America, Putting Daredevil in the Negative Zone, and breaking up the Invisible Woman's and Mr. Fantastic's marriage wasn't enough to keep you out of the line up. You get your own Marvel Stamp from the U.S. Post Office!
Time to rejoice! Your DC stamps won't be lonely for much longer! Get ready to plunk down some change to get your favorite Marvel Heroes immortalized on legal postage stamps. Yeah, Iron Jerk is there too.
I do have a couple of questions though. Elektra? Really? Over Daredevil? Hmm. Nope don't see it. Couldn't we have a Frank Cho drawn Ms. Marvel or She Hulk painted by Horn? What did Elektra ever really do but die? Elektra? Did anyone at the USPS ever see the movie? Yech.
Namor. Hoboy. I know he is historically significant as Marvel's first super-hero, but come on. Who really cares about Namor? I know he was grumpy Aquaman before grumpy Aquaman was cool, but he doesn't even talk to fish. He is Aquaman minus the fish talkin'. He just swims. I guess all you need to get a stamp is Spock ears. Hear that Leornard Nemoy? Maybe you can be next!
Iron Man.. you bastard. I now see why Daredevil is in the Negative Zone.. you saw that Elektra got a stamp and was worried that if a Daredevil supporting cast got in that Daredevil was a shoe in. You did some quick math and figured that you, the alchoholic, traitorous bastard, would be the logical hero to get bumped from that roster for horn-head to get in. You did it. You started Civil War to brown nose the U.S. Government and get Matt Murdock out of the way. You were the gunman on the grassy nole. You put the empty milk carton back in the fridge. You sorry bastard.
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