It's summer... I'm bored.. so I'm blogging again. Just to get my feet wet, I present Transformers "Classic" Megatron.
WHAT THE HELL! TFORMERS.COM posted pics of the new Transformers "Classic" line due out soon. So far it includes a NON - VW Bumblebee, a sharp Starscream, Astrotrain, Rodimus (why can't the just call him Hot Rod?), and THIS! This freak of nature I shall henceforth refer to "NERF DART - NO WAY IN HELL WILL YOU CONFUSE IT FOR A REAL GUN MEGATRON." The only place with any chrome is his face. Not only is the barrel capped with orange plastic, but the scope is too!
Starscream shouldn't have to kill Megatron this time around... Megs should pop a cap in his own ass for looking this way. The baddest mofo in the universe shouldn't have an orange "I'm a toy" barrel. Any cop who didn't graduate from the Helen Keller institute can tell this isn't a real gun without the bright orange plastic seal of safety on the damn toy. Oh well, enough for today.. just wait till I get to DC's One Year Later comics.....

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